Really. They're locking me up!

Here's the deal--

The locals have figured out just how worthless I am. My value has sunk so low they put me in jail to see if there's any recuperative value to having me in this town at all. Of course my "jail" isn't too tough. On December 5th they're dragging me though downtown in the patty wagon, with much humiliation, to a local eatery. I don't get to leave until I raise bail in the amount of $1,950--can you believe it!

They promise to put the bail money to use with the Muscular Dystrophy Association.

So, help me out PLEASE! Donate any amount you can between now and end of day Dec. 5th on my MDA web site at: MDA Event.

Even if you don't care about me (I know you are thinking, "lock him up and throw away the key already") it's for a worthy cause. I promise some chocolate next time you're in Paso Robles if you help get me out. I wanna live!

Respectfully yours in crime,

John "chocolate pusher" Button